Our Services

Property Division

World leaders in premium cardboard box real estate and window-adjacent properties.

Luxury Box Developments

  • Single-cat penthouses
  • Multi-level box complexes
  • Premium Amazon Prime boxes
  • Artisanal hand-torn corners

Window Properties

  • South-facing sun spots
  • Bird-watching vantages
  • Premium windowsill lounges
  • Heated radiator nooks

Hedge Fund Management

Our proprietary "Always Land on Your Feet" trading algorithm has never failed. Guided by whiskers-on experience and nine lives of market insight.

Investment Strategies

  • Catnip futures trading
  • Yarn market speculation
  • Box futures derivatives
  • Treat-backed securities

Risk Management

  • Nine lives diversification
  • Purr-folio rebalancing
  • Whisker sensitivity analysis
  • Tail risk hedging

Catnip Operations

Vertically integrated organic catnip farming and distribution network. From farm to scratching post.

Production Facilities

  • Organic catnip farms
  • State-of-the-art processing
  • Quality control lab
  • Research & Development

Products

  • Premium loose catnip
  • Infused toys
  • Specialty blends
  • Molecular gastronomy line

Human Training Institute

World-class education for humans seeking to better serve their feline overlords.

Core Curriculum

  • Treat Timing Precision
  • Door Opening Mechanics
  • Advanced Scritching Techniques
  • Lap Optimization Studies

Specialty Programs

  • 3am Feeding Protocols
  • Box Procurement Strategy
  • Meow Interpretation
  • Laser Pointer Physics